bradburythequeen:

i want leonardo dicaprio to be nominated for an oscar for the great gatsby and i want him to win but if he doesn’t, i want him to just go

“No.”

and walk onto the stage, take the statue and walk out completely calmly and everyone else just lets him

(Source: fdays, via pursuitofhapppinessss)

ulyssee:

cigs4kids:

what if grass licked your feet when you stepped on it

i would do a split

(via pursuitofhapppinessss)

gasptambourines:

gay-men:

Absolut Vodka release a limited edition label free bottle to celebrate diversity and challenge Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, Transgender prejudice.

socially conscious vodka? SIGN. ME. THE FUCK. UP.

(via thenewp3t3rpan)

hamburgay:

hamburgay:

Who needs a boyfriend when I have a can of Pringles

I meant this as in having food NOT USING THE PRINGLES CAN AS A DILDO

(via pursuitofhapppinessss)